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Yet another witty line—just for you.

On meeting deadlines

“I love deadlines. Particularly the whooshing sound they make as they pass by.”

- Douglas Noel Adams

Who doesn’t know this scenario? It is a little past the point where you could have easily done it and now it is approaching the point where it gets uncomfortable. If only the computer would start up faster you could surely make it on time. While you stare at the screen you notice a tiny icon in the tray telling you that it will start UPDATING your software in two three… too late. With a sigh of resignation you ponder the possible results ranging between a good firm talk and having to flee the country…
I’ve been there. We’ve all been there.
But, believe it or not – there are ways out of this misery!